A low bar, honestly met. The front reads "Not Great But Not Dysentery" in blocky pixel capitals, with a pixel-art ox pulling a covered wagon between the two lines.
Everything is drawn in white pixel blocks with no anti-aliasing, the way old monochrome computer graphics actually looked. The bottom line sits inside a pixel border like a status message. On a dark or mid-tone shirt, the white reads sharp, and the whole thing looks pulled straight off a classroom monitor.
It's for everyone who spent a computer lab period crossing rivers and rationing food, and for anyone whose standard answer to "how's it going?" is some version of this. Wear it to work, to game nights, to a conference, or anywhere the joke will land with exactly the right people. It also works as a gift for a 90s kid, a retro gaming fan, or a coworker with a dark sense of humor.
Part of Rewind, our collection for people who grew up a few pixels at a time.
Features
- Blocky pixel-art lettering reading "Not Great But Not Dysentery"
- Retro pixel ox and covered wagon illustration with a status-bar border
- Single-color white print designed to stand out on dark and mid-tone shirts
- Unisex modern fit with side seams for a cleaner drape
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton in solid colors (heather shades include a poly blend)
- Lightweight, breathable, and soft from the first wear
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a tear-away label for comfort
- Printed on demand, so nothing sits in a warehouse
- Available in sizes S–3XL
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
Delivery
Printed to order. Estimated handling: 2–8 business days before shipment. Shipping is additional: US Standard 2–5 business days; US Economy 4–8 business days; Canada Standard 10–30 business days. Estimates are not guarantees. Shipping calculated at checkout.
Returns
No returns or exchanges for change of mind or incorrect sizing. Damaged, defective, misprinted, or wrong item? Contact us within 30 days of delivery for a free replacement or full refund. Read our refund policy.
Size Guide — Bella Canvas 3001
Measurements in inches. Width is measured across the garment laid flat, not around the body. Compare with a well-fitting tee.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
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Width, in
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18.00
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20.00
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22.00
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24.00
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26.00
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28.00
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Length, in
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28.00
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29.00
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30.00
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31.00
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32.00
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33.00
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Sleeve length, in
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8.90
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9.20
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9.50
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9.70
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10.00
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10.40
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Size tolerance, in
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1.50
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1.50
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1.50
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1.50
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1.50
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1.50
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