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Wear it to work, to game nights, to a conference, or anywhere the joke will land with exactly the right people. It also works as a gift for a 90s kid, a retro gaming fan, or a coworker with a dark sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of Rewind, our collection for people who grew up a few pixels at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlocky pixel-art lettering reading \"Not Great But Not Dysentery\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetro pixel ox and covered wagon illustration with a status-bar border\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSingle-color white print designed to stand out on dark and mid-tone shirts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex modern fit with side seams for a cleaner drape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton in solid colors (heather shades include a poly blend)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight, breathable, and soft from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping and a tear-away label for comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on demand, so nothing sits in a warehouse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in sizes S–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. 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