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It also makes a good gift for a 90s kid, a dad, or anyone who has opinions about how childhood used to work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of Rewind, our collection for people who came in when the streetlights did.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-drawn lettering reading \"Drank From the Hose. Lived.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIllustrated teal water droplet with halftone detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean navy and teal palette that reads well on light and heather shirts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex modern fit with side seams for a cleaner drape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton in solid colors (heather shades include a poly blend)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight, breathable, and soft from the first wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping and a tear-away label for comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on demand, so nothing sits in a warehouse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in sizes S–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDelivery\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePrinted to order. Estimated handling: 2–8 business days before shipment. Shipping is additional: US Standard 2–5 business days; US Economy 4–8 business days; Canada Standard 10–30 business days. Estimates are not guarantees. Shipping calculated at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturns\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo returns or exchanges for change of mind or incorrect sizing. Damaged, defective, misprinted, or wrong item? Contact us within 30 days of delivery for a free replacement or full refund. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/checkout.shopify.com\/79725756554\/policies\/45548208266.html?locale=en\"\u003eRead our refund policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize Guide — Bella Canvas 3001\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements in inches. Width is measured across the garment laid flat, not around the body. 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